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The Birkin dupe and other fabulous forgeries

Tin Foil Hat, 6X8, oil on archival canvasboard, $435 includes shipping in continental US.

Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller (who survived his first sex scandal but not his second) and his wife, Happy, were in all things modern. Keen collectors of art, they donated a large part of their collection to the Museum of Modern Art to avoid death duties. Their apartment was filled with knock-offs of many of the donated paintings. That’s probably the only legit excuse for forgery.

The Rockefeller name was also associated with a high-profile dupe in 2008. Christian Gerhartsreiter was a serial imposter who took on the name Clark Rockefeller and pretended to be nephew of art doyenne Blanchette Ferry Rockefeller. He is horrible man, currently serving time for kidnapping, assault and battery, and murder.  

During his fat years, Gerhartsreiter proudly displayed a notable collection of Abstract-Expressionist art. He said he’d inherited it from his aunt, and he fooled most people including his successful, otherwise-astute wife. “The art collection was really the only tangible proof that he really was a Rockefeller,” she later said. Until their marriage unraveled, neither his wife nor any of the art experts who saw his collection realized that the works by Piet MondrianRobert MotherwellJackson PollockMark Rothko and Cy Twombly were all fakes.

Happy New Year, 6X8, oil on archival canvasboard, $435 framed.

Birkin dupe

I am reminded of that by this year’s second-best absurd art story. Walmart’s Hermès Birkin dupes are copies of the real Hermès Birkin bags. Hermès says that this bag was originally designed for young mothers, but they start around $7200 for a standard model. Furthermore, you have to have established a buyer’s history (translation: have bought other stuff from them) to buy one.

Walmart’s knockoffs are much more likely to attract the young mothers of my circle, since they start at $68. They also seem to have sold out over Christmas.

Toy Monkey and Candy, oil on archival canvasboard, $435 framed.

You used to be able to buy knockoff handbags and watches on Canal Street in New York, but the Birkin dupe is the first example I can quote of a major retailer going into the fabulous forgery business.

I wouldn’t know a Hermès Birkin bag if it slugged me, but I assume the fine finishing is better. Still, if you’re carrying one to impress (and what other reason could you have) the difference in sewing is immaterial. My daughter Mary insists that she’s going to compliment anyone she meets carrying a real or supposed Birkin bag on their Birkin dupe. “The ones who got theirs at Walmart will be thrilled, and the ones carrying real Birkins are going to be incredibly annoyed. It’s a win-win.” That’s my girl.

Prom Shoes 2, oil on archival canvasboard, 6X8, $435.

A serious question

Every time someone says of a Cy Twombly painting, “I could do that,” the answer has been, “but you didn’t.” Since the middle of the 20th century the cognoscenti have been saying that the genius lies in the idea, not the execution. The absurdity of that came to a head in this year’s number one art folly: the $6.2 million banana. We could call it fake art that was bought and eaten by a fake-currency billionaire. At least the banana was real.

I’m not a person who disses abstract-expressionism; I’ve written many times that Clyfford Still is among my top painters. However, it’s indisputable that a Mark Rothko painting would be easier to dupe than, say, a Leonardo Da Vinci (which is why the attribution of Salvator Mundi remains an open question). If an idea is so easily interchangeable that anyone can do it, what is the value of the brand itself?

I don’t have an answer to that.

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Happy New Year, my friends

Drawing by Carol L. Douglas. In a perfect world, I’d do nothing but draw every day.

Every year my repeating New Year’s resolution is to unsubscribe myself from all the mailing lists I’ve been dumped on over the past year. This year, I aim to:

  • Reduce my use of plastic. Most plastic-79%-ends up in landfills or as litter. Revoltingly, we ship much of it overseas, and then complain that third-world countries dump that waste into the ocean. There are many uses for which plastic is unparalleled; for example, plastic wrap has revolutionized food storage. But there are places where we use tons of it for no good purpose. Despite the bottle return on plastic drinking bottles in many states, 80% of one-use plastic water bottles end up in landfills. And nobody can convince me that water stored in plastic for months is as healthy as the stuff that comes out of my tap.
  • Practice scales. I used to sing-a lot. My voice went to wrack and ruin after my first cancer, and old age and lack of practice haven’t helped. But a little work will go a long way towards mending a broken voice. Now, to find the time.
Drawing by Carol L. Douglas

What are your New Year resolutions, if any? Whatever they are, I wish you a blessed and happy new year.

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, 6X8, oil on archival canvasboard, $435 framed.

As I look at this painting through the mists of time, I wonder when was the last time I stayed up until midnight on a New Year’s Eve. No matter what the text on the painting page says, it’s 35 years if it’s a day. Now, I’m frankly too old to party except with my grandchildren, whose bedtimes are not much later than mine.

Said grandchildren (and their parents) are here for New Year’s Eve. This weekend, my other children will arrive so we can celebrate Christmas and the New Year together.

The beads in this painting came from Mardi Gras in New Orleans, brought back by my friend Karolina. The hat and noisemaker were left in my studio by a student, then a teenager, now pushing middle age. And the purple velvet and feather boa? They are mine alone. As ratty as I look while painting, I do like bling on occasion.

My favorite part of this painting is the gold lettering on the hat. If I didn’t point out that it read “Happy New Year” would you notice?

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  • 10% off any painting, with the code THANKYOUPAINTING10.
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